Wife: I love you baby..
Me: ( softly ) : I love you too..
Wife : Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??
Me : Bas thoda mood off tha..
Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..
Me: ( pyar se ) : Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..
Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
Me: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas..
Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho.Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
Me: ( aur jyada pyar se ) : arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?
Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga !!
Me: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..??
Wife ( khud confused ) : Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!!!
Me: ( trying to act smart ) : Tumhe hua kya hai ?? kis baat pe upset ho ?? Batao.....!!!
Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai
Me: Mere saath to tum ho........!!!
Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi ..........!!!
Me: ( fully crashed ) : Hua kya hai ? ye to bata do..
Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte ?
Me: Ye baat kahan se aayi ?
Wife: I want Divorce..
Me: Hmmmm Okay........ !!!
Wife ( gone crazy ) : Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
Me: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi,... maine kya galat kaha..??
Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..
Me: ( apne baal pakad kar ) : Mujhe meri galti to bata do..
Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi..
Me: Achchaa, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..
Wife: Tum serious kab ho-oge..??
Me:: Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun, serious hone ke liye ?
Wife: Go to hell......!!!
Me:: Don't call me again ................!!!
AFTER 3 HOURS..
Wife: Tumhe pata hai na, main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu,... Sorry !!!.... I love you my baby..
Me: ( Sab bhool kar ) : Achchaa,.... I love you tooo.........!!!
Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!!
God Help Me Please.............................
