Reporter: So how is your married life ?
Me: First of all, “married life” is an oxymoron.
Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven ?
Me: Only if heaven is full of Chinese people.
Reporter: So yours was an arranged marriage, how was it ?
Me: Arrange marriage for a man is like Eid for a goat. They treat him like a prince, feed him with great foods, and dress him with bright colors and then......
Reporter: hmm so when did you realize that married life is dangerous ?
Me: I knew it from day one,, that’s why the bride always wears RED.
Reporter: I have heard that arranged marriages last longer that the love ones ? Is it true ?
Me: Love marriages, hahaha, mostly it goes like this: We are made for each other. We are mad for each other. We are maid for each other.
Reporter: If it is that bad then how married people pass their time ?
Me: Watch TV...... Wife watches “Punar-Vivah” and husband wants it for real.
Reporter: So, why you guys don’t do any fun things, like playing games together ?
Me: Yes we do. Me and my wife, we are playing a game called “You to be blamed”, very close game, right now she is leading by 1876 – 1
Reporter: Okay, tell us, what kind of conversations you guys make while you are free ?
Me: She asks a lot of questions, every wife does, and as we start answering their questions, they start questioning our answers..
Reporter: So any tips you wanna share ?
Me: Yep
(A). Don’t waste your energy trying to make her laugh, she will treat you like a clown anyway.
(B). Never reply to your wife’s “I love you” text with an "OKAY".
(C). Remember, a perfect husband is one who apologies every time his wife makes a mistake.
(D) And yes finally, Take your wife on holidays to different places of the world, this will increase chances of her being lost.
Happy Married Life.
Me: First of all, “married life” is an oxymoron.
Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven ?
Me: Only if heaven is full of Chinese people.
Reporter: So yours was an arranged marriage, how was it ?
Me: Arrange marriage for a man is like Eid for a goat. They treat him like a prince, feed him with great foods, and dress him with bright colors and then......
Reporter: hmm so when did you realize that married life is dangerous ?
Me: I knew it from day one,, that’s why the bride always wears RED.
Reporter: I have heard that arranged marriages last longer that the love ones ? Is it true ?
Me: Love marriages, hahaha, mostly it goes like this: We are made for each other. We are mad for each other. We are maid for each other.
Reporter: If it is that bad then how married people pass their time ?
Me: Watch TV...... Wife watches “Punar-Vivah” and husband wants it for real.
Reporter: So, why you guys don’t do any fun things, like playing games together ?
Me: Yes we do. Me and my wife, we are playing a game called “You to be blamed”, very close game, right now she is leading by 1876 – 1
Reporter: Okay, tell us, what kind of conversations you guys make while you are free ?
Me: She asks a lot of questions, every wife does, and as we start answering their questions, they start questioning our answers..
Reporter: So any tips you wanna share ?
Me: Yep
(A). Don’t waste your energy trying to make her laugh, she will treat you like a clown anyway.
(B). Never reply to your wife’s “I love you” text with an "OKAY".
(C). Remember, a perfect husband is one who apologies every time his wife makes a mistake.
(D) And yes finally, Take your wife on holidays to different places of the world, this will increase chances of her being lost.
Happy Married Life.
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